Daddy Sarah: *exclamation of surprise* AHH!
Sarah: (runs to where daddy sarah is)
Daddy Sarah: ugh, she’s here…
Sarah: my princess is in danger
One moment he was normal, the next he looked like parchment that’d been… teabagged. Maybe that was the wrong turn of phrase.
– Jordanne on Rumplestiltskin. (via homes-wepimpin)(Source: docroesnose)
Via Screwby, brah.
Blow up any kind of problem and it’ll be solved.
– Jordanne reads things out loud. (via homes-wepimpin)(Source: docroesnose)
Via Screwby, brah.
Meet Standartenführer Herzog ~ Dead Snow
Me: Heheh, he dribbled down his shirt.
Jordanne: He’s not got lips, don’t judge him.I thought I’d share a bit of the Tuesday Library Abuse humour.
I think I’m illegal in at least 13 US States.
– Jordanne. Again… (via homes-wepimpin)(Source: docroesnose)
Via Screwby, brah.Today will forever be known as the day everything I said ended up recorded on homes-wepimpin.tumblr.com
Including this :). I can’t help it if you say stupidly funny things that are usually associated with things on my Tumblr or our bumbling English teacher *coughiancough*.
